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daily FML: Blaize says (and we laugh)

http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/12731329 Today, my fiance jumped on me and started to move his body all over me like he was a stripper. Just for fun, I asked, 'Why are you doing this?' He said, 'I'm itching my balls on your leg.' He was serious. FML submitted by howislifetoday, 2 years 42 weeks ago